I was emptying my spam folder, when i saw a mail with the title: "Penis theft panic hits city."
Mental image: A dastardly looking fellow, with curly mustache, cape and tophat, leaping over a fence and absconding into the darkness with a large sack full of dongs slung over his shoulder.
Sometimes, it's way too easy to entertain me.
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What's so funny? I sling my dong over my shoulder all the time...
(Sorry, couldn't resist!)
Well, at least you spared us all from a pun.
Ding Dong the witch is dead...
You know, as much as i hate the puns, I expected better from you. ;)
That would be one time Nell Fenwick wouldn't mind being kidnapped.
Hey, you gonna write something here, or are you still engaged in cosmopolitan penis thievery?
;-)
I'll write something eventually. Just a matter of me getting a moment's peace and not being exhausted at the same time.
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